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Age/Gender: 22, Male
Location: Ontario, Canada
Job: Student

I'm Kyle, amateur mixer. My work is based mostly on games, though I dip in and out of originality as a break every so often. Mixing is my primary way to waste time, but I write plenty of fan fiction as well, which is available at the website below. :-)

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Score: 4
Final Fantasy Simdate RPG

"Meh..."

date: September 17, 2006

Call me crazy, but it kinda got boring.

Plus, a major annoying bit for me (maybe because I'm a totaly traditionalist lol) is that this game missed pretty much all the good FF's except for 7. What about Terra, Celes, Lenna, Faris, Rosa and Rydia? And the respective men, of course.

But that's just me.

Interesting concept though.

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Score: 10
Final Fantasy A+

"A Masterpiece"

submission: Final Fantasy A+
date: September 17, 2006

I've always thought that this video is easily one of the best on here. The animation is very well done, the detail work is excellent, and for a student studying Japanese, it has a very, very good language base.

One of the main reasons I like this is beacuse it's so clever. For example: "Extra Credit" for Cure, "Grade Curve" and "Biology," the use of pencils, pens and "Study guides," the theme of grade versus health, and the excellent parody of the classic Final Fantasy battle system.

Plus, I always liked listening to the Japanese language, and have always meant to study it myself.

The reviewer that wrote "why hasn't this been blammed yet" clearly had no idea what he was talking about.

Keep up the good work!

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Score: 7
Final Fantasy - BM vs WM

"LOL"

date: September 11, 2006

Dude, okay, good movie, but you might want to come up with your own material for the next one, just in case people watching have been to Bash. ^_^

Or maybe it's from somewhere else entirely and I just don't know it. :P

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Score: 8
Crono VS Black Mage

"Nicely Done."

date: April 28, 2006

This is easy to like if you don't take the character stats too literally... -_-

I've seen this one many times, and I'm glad I found it on NewGrounds, because you can't review off ********** <--- Unrelated website, I JUST read the warning at the top of this box. :S

Overall, very well done, nice touches here and there, well placed ad humor with the Coca-Cola. Pointless, but well placed. And pointless comedy can be funny. Like in this case. The intro music worked very well, timing was excellent. I like Crono's Luminaire's animation, it's very well done. Overall, an excellent piece of flash. :)

PS: I gave violence a five because I don't really know what the number is supposed to mean... Yeah, I'm dumb that way. -_-

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Score: 2
"Earthbound"

"Hmmm..."

submission: "Earthbound"
date: April 28, 2006

Few problems with this movie. Sprite animation wasn't terrible, but overall, it needed a lot more work. It came off as if you were trying too hard to be funny, and your jokes - ie: tripping over a meteorite - could have been better placed.

The biggest question for me was: what is he/she/it trying to do with this movie? It didn't really make any sense. So, next time, pick something definitive from the game to parody, and don't be desperate for jokes.

Keep trying though, you never know.

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Score: 7
Numa Gone Wild

"AAAHHH!!"

submission: Numa Gone Wild
date: April 27, 2006

That dudes face as he was carried away on that bus will haunt me in my nighty-mares!!! AAAHH!!

lol Great job, as much as I like Dragostea Din Tei. :P My friend has an English version of it to boot. :)

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Score: 10
Power Star 2

"A true golden art."

submission: Power Star 2
date: February 1, 2006

This has long been one of my favourite NG movies. I love most of the things about it.

Graphics - The amount of sprites that would have to be made to do this caught me off-guard when I first watched it. It's a mind-boggling piece of work.

Style - Just good. Many of my favourite parts were in the subtle things, ie: Peanut Butta Jelly banana, Luigi uppercutting Mario into the mushroom box, Mario slicing toads without looking, and such. But I frequently watch this movie just to see the swordfight between Mario and Luigi, I think that's the work of a genius.

Sound - Well done - and don't think I noticed the sounds that were borrowed from RPG Maker. lol

Violence - If I gave it anything less than a 10, it would be an injustice to the movie. :P

Interactivity - It wasn't, but that's not a bad thing. It didn't need it.

Humor - It wasn't supposed to be funny, but I gave it points for my only criticism of the movie, which was the dialogue between Toad, Peach and Luigi on the airship. "I am fine. And you?" That had me laughing. Plus the little subtleties I mentioned earlier.

Overall, an astounding piece of flash wondrousness. Now, WHEN'S THE THIRD MOVIE COMING OUT!?

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Score: 10
S.M.B.3 Bloopers

"Spoken like a true Mama F***er."

submission: S.M.B.3 Bloopers
date: December 29, 2005

I've always liked this one, and its predecessors. They're original, creative, and funny as hell. I think my personal favourite is the third, the sun one. It's just good. That and the statue one. :)

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Score: 6
Peanut Butter Jelly Mario

"Not bad"

date: December 29, 2005

I gave this one big points for originality. And I've always liked the song. Not too bad at all.

Btw, ignore people who use reviews as a way to insult you (a bigger waste of time than watching a bad movie). They just have nothing else to do other than try and make someone else feel bad.

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Score: 9
Final Fantasy...Sorta V2

"Kick Ass!!"

date: September 30, 2005

That was some of the funniest Final Fantasy sh!t I've ever seen. The door thing was TOO funny!

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